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How is Shakespeare Like a Porcupine?

Posted on 16 April 2013 by Tyler
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Come to the Point W. Shakespeare, called by his friends Bill, Is said to have written his plays with a quill. I mention him here, though, just on the way To the topic I’d meant to hold forth on today, … Continue reading →

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Posted in animals, silly | Tagged poetry, porcupines, Shakespeare | 1 Reply

Improving Opera

Posted on 15 March 2013 by Tyler
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Harry Padington of Newgate writes: I run an opera company, and attendance has been flat. A rival company in our city’s been packing them in, though. How can I increase our audience share? Continue reading →

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Posted in animals, robots, silly | Tagged art, babysitting, Johnny Depp, Nicolas Cage, opera, singing, twitter | 1 Reply

In the spirit of Gripesgiving…

Posted on 16 January 2013 by Tyler
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I get mail… in this case from a reader who spotted a news story that reminded her of my recent proposal to eliminate Thanksgiving in favor of a holiday where people get to complain to their nearest and dearest, since … Continue reading →

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Posted in silly | Tagged art, civil rights, dogs, holidays | 1 Reply

Tummy Video of the Ancients

Posted on 28 December 2012 by Tyler
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An article, with a picture of an old Viking pendant in the shape of a dinosaur, has got me thinking. Could there be more surprises like this lurking in museums and attics? What else might our remote ancestors have known about that we never expected? Continue reading →

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Posted in silly | Tagged creationism, fertility, prehistory, science, Teletubbies | Leave a reply

Walking Backwards

Posted on 19 December 2012 by Tyler
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Emily H. of Chilliwack, BC, Canada writes: Dear Tyler, I would like to be able to walk backwards, but I keep tripping over things or bumping into people. Can you help? Emily, Emily. Why must you walk backwards? Is it … Continue reading →

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Posted in science, silly, travel | Tagged backwards, birds, brain, mirrors | Leave a reply

Gripesgiving

Posted on 22 November 2012 by Tyler
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Harley asks, “Why do we have a special day for giving thanks, but not a special day for complaining?” This is actually not a bad idea… Continue reading →

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Posted in silly | Tagged birthdays, complaints, holidays, presents, Thanksgiving | 2 Replies

Fate of the Apostrophe

Posted on 16 November 2012 by Tyler
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“Somewhere in Kansas” asks: What’s the deal with apostrophe’s? The apostrophe has become a point of contention between those who believe that punctuation marks should have some meaning and dammit I’m going to make you use them correctly, and those … Continue reading →

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Posted in silly | Tagged apocalypse, MLA, punctuation, writing | Leave a reply

Humanist Solstice Songs

Posted on 31 October 2012 by Tyler
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Dear Tyler (writes Kendra Monkton of Vinings, GA), I’ve been asked to perform music for a Humanist Solstice celebration. Do you know of any suitable songs? Anything that just talks about the weather any sleigh-bells and such is acceptable, of … Continue reading →

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Posted in animals, silly | Tagged Christmas, climate change, reindeer, solstice, song | Leave a reply

Why are some things not visible…

Posted on 9 August 2012 by Tyler
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Ralphie, of Topeka KS, asks, Why are some objects not visible to your naked eyes? There are many possible reasons. The object is too small – for instance, a virus, or Snooki’s brain. The object is too far away given … Continue reading →

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Star of Vengeance – listen free

Posted on 7 July 2012 by Tyler
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In a previous life, under another name, I scripted a series of radio programs. Star of Vengeance, ten episodes of about ten minutes each…. Continue reading →

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Posted in fiction, silly | Tagged climate change, radio, vengeance | Leave a reply

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